Getting Back on the Horse
We stand for a moment, looking at that envelope. Can't be good news.
"Open it?"
Lou shakes his head just slightly.
"Man... I just want to get my kite down out of that tree and head back to the compound."
I put the envelope back into the satchel and then look in the side pockets for anything that might tell us who the skypilot might be.
"Nothing but this envelope."
"So we need to pull these pieces out of the cockpit to find out who this guy is?"
With much trepidation we start to push and pull on the wreckage. The body is in a tropical shirt and slacks. Lou calls it first... probably a lawyer. After wrapping our hands in some of this guys clothing from the carry-on, we are able to free enough of him to check the pockets. Not the afternoon I was looking for.
"This is either a wallet, or a large colon polyp."
"Lou... "
He is elbow deep in wreckage when he withdrawls his arm, a bit bloody, but I am sure it is all his. In his hand is a thin billfold.
"Well?"
Lou opens the billfold and pulls out a two gold cards and an Oklahoma Drivers License. All of which held the name Alan Stinkle.
"Stinkle? Stinkle... Stinkle... Where have I heard that name?" Lou tips his head like a dog.
"You have heard it in the middle of Goldfarb and Abramowitz. He is one of Antonelli's lawyers." I look at the mess in the crumpled metal... "Was one of his lawyers."
Okay, I realize that we have had some down time since last year. I realize that Antonelli is a very good friend of ours. I realize that we may be two of the only six people on the planet that have gone back in time... I think. But I am done with this shit. I just want to stay here in the jungle. Get back to flying cargo in Abby, drinking beer, smoking the occassional Walker.
Lou gestures to the satchel and hands me the wallet to put with the envelope.
"Let's not open that until we get back home. I don't want any bad news without a buzz."
We are unable to get Lou's kite out of the tree without another twenty feet or so of ladder so he can grab the drop line. Even then I doubt it will come out of there unless we tow it out, and then it won't be worth a damn.
The truck surprises me. It starts and sucks up all the water Lou pours into the overflow bottle, but gets us home just the same. This little incedent reminds me that we need to fix the damn radiator. I pull it onto the pad near the hanger.
After two cold beers, a short story of Lou's miraculous flight, and a couple of pulls on the hula-girl bong Lou brought back from Hautulco, we decide to open the envelope.
I undo the string from the little windy things on the back and pull out three sheets of paper. The heading on each is Goldfarb, Stinkle, and Abramowitz. That will have to be changed.
I read the first page and then hand it to Lou, who waves it off. "I don't want to read it. Just give me the hilights."
"It's from Chris and his mother."
"Tell me something I don't know."
"They need our help."
"Like I said... "
"The Bahamas."
"Better."
Lou holds the cold beer up to his brow and rolls it across his forehead for the cooling effect. He can read between the lines.
"So they want us to meet them? Where have they got that monster anchored?"
I look at the cover letter, then up at Lou... "Cuba".
"No shit?"
"Playa Santa Lucia."
I look at the next page. This one talks about the history of the Clarok, the ship
Timandra that sank on the voyage to Buenos Aires. The deep water salvage that took place. All of this part of the tale we had heard aboard Chris' mother's yacht. What we didn't know is all recent discovery... part of the Clarok shipment that never came to light when Bear was making arrangements to salvage the artifact. The last page is of the Bahamas and a couple of outlying cays with one circled... Samana Cay.
"That's it? Hell, they could have sent that on the back a postcard." Lou takes a pull off of that beer until just foam slips down the sides of the bottle.
"They send a lawyer all the way up here, without warning, to tell us this little bit of crap? Hell... if he hadn't wrecked I might have shot him if he actually landed."
I grab the papers up and shake my head.
"Well, that can't be all. He wouldn't come all the way up here... with just this."
I look at Lou, "They know we like a little more meat with our messages by now."
Lou cracks another beer, "You sure you checked every inch of that bag?"
I have left the satchel inside the hanger. While retrieving it I also grab the carry-on bag for good measure. We empty the contents of both on the table and spread it out.
"Clothes... " Lou shakes each shirt, under garment, pair of socks, "socks... this guy was wearing socks out here in the jungle. If I could have found his feet I bet he had black socks and sandals."
The satchel has a few other documents, none of which seemed to have anything to do with the Clarok. I check for a false bottom... nothing. The sides of this leather satchel are thick, but one might think it is just the hide. I pry back the seams on one side but find it is tightly stitched. The other side, however, proves to be a little more revealing.
"Here we go." I manage to get the tip of a fingernail in the stiff opening under the border. With a quick thrust I get my fingers in the breech and pull open the hidden side panel. Inside is a copy of an old map. It is non-descript... an island, trees, a stand of rocks or statues or something, some kind of barbaque spit, and a few landmark items like broken trees and strange trunked palms.
"Let me see that, Jake." Lou takes the map and gives it the once over.
"This could be anywhere. No clue with the exception of this shipwreck here, and that might just be artwork to show a reef or something."
He tosses it back to me. I look at it again.
"Your right. I don't see anything here that would indicate a location."
We have an atlas on the shelf. Since our first encounter with Antonelli's people we have dog-eared the pages off of Puerto Barrios. After leafing through the eastern side of the Carribean, I find Samana Cay. It's maybe 30 miles back from a horseshoe shaped sliver called "Crooked Island" which is in turn about 170 miles from Cuba.
"Well... that treasure map doesn't look like any part of Samana Cay." I spin the treasure map on the table next to the atlas as though I were trying to find a fit for jigsaw piece. No matter how I turn the map, the land-mass does not fit the shape of any part of Samana Cay.
"Maybe it ain't Samana Cay." Lou turns the atlas toward him and puts his finger down on Playa Santa Lucia.
"I'm thinking we find out some of the missing pieces of the puzzle when we meet Antonelli and his mother." He shakes his head slightly. "That woman is a little scary. It's like they say... they make an offer that you can't refuse."
We take a little time of silent reflection. Are we really going to go do Cuba and get neck deep in this shit again. At least it isn't to go on some fucking mind trip again. Not yet anyway.
It is a ten minutes before we say another word. Lou packs the Hula Girl again and we take several hits before looking at each other.
"Well, Nancy?
"Jesus."
"Look, Jake, Antonelli is our friend... and he needs us. That is enough for me."
I crack my fourth beer and take a pull.
"Yeah, I know."
"It's Cuba, man... I always wanted to go to Cuba."
"Yeah, Cuba, and then what. The last time we ran into pirates we all got shot and had a boat sink under us."
"Well, me and Jerry got shot. You got scratched."
My hand goes to my ear.
We are well on our way to being totally fucked up. The Hula Girl dances five or six times more before we hear Abby's engines as Jerry does a fly-by. That is the nice thing about the local shit, it doesn't paralyze you. We walk out with a cooler packed with cold beer, and the little Hula Girl, packed with Nogales window box.
There she comes... those big, beautiful radial engines putting along like a highway line of Harleys parading by. Jerry gives a wave out of the window and slides her in through the gates.
Lou and I close the compound gates and throw the padlock on. You wouldn't think that was necessary, not out here in the jungle, but it is peace of mind to have the compound locked down. Since we brought our gold money back from Mexico we have a pretty nice solar powered security system here at El Corazon that will light up this place at night if something really big comes through the fenceline.
The side door opens and Ollie's big mug is smiling. He jumps down and grabs the two of us by the neck and gives us a playful shake. When he sees the cooler and the Hula Girl, you can tell he can't decide what to do first.
"You two are like... what? Ten sheets to the wind?" Jerry smiles and hops down out of Abby. I open the cooler and hand him a cold one.
"I deliver freight in the jungle all day and all you have to give me is... light beer?"
I feel a little beer eject out of my nose on that one.
"So what's the haps, gentlemen?" Jerry takes a long pull on the cold beer and then waves the Hula Girl away from Ollie while the bowl is still glowing.
"We have a decision to make."
"Open it?"
Lou shakes his head just slightly.
"Man... I just want to get my kite down out of that tree and head back to the compound."
I put the envelope back into the satchel and then look in the side pockets for anything that might tell us who the skypilot might be.
"Nothing but this envelope."
"So we need to pull these pieces out of the cockpit to find out who this guy is?"
With much trepidation we start to push and pull on the wreckage. The body is in a tropical shirt and slacks. Lou calls it first... probably a lawyer. After wrapping our hands in some of this guys clothing from the carry-on, we are able to free enough of him to check the pockets. Not the afternoon I was looking for.
"This is either a wallet, or a large colon polyp."
"Lou... "
He is elbow deep in wreckage when he withdrawls his arm, a bit bloody, but I am sure it is all his. In his hand is a thin billfold.
"Well?"
Lou opens the billfold and pulls out a two gold cards and an Oklahoma Drivers License. All of which held the name Alan Stinkle.
"Stinkle? Stinkle... Stinkle... Where have I heard that name?" Lou tips his head like a dog.
"You have heard it in the middle of Goldfarb and Abramowitz. He is one of Antonelli's lawyers." I look at the mess in the crumpled metal... "Was one of his lawyers."
Okay, I realize that we have had some down time since last year. I realize that Antonelli is a very good friend of ours. I realize that we may be two of the only six people on the planet that have gone back in time... I think. But I am done with this shit. I just want to stay here in the jungle. Get back to flying cargo in Abby, drinking beer, smoking the occassional Walker.
Lou gestures to the satchel and hands me the wallet to put with the envelope.
"Let's not open that until we get back home. I don't want any bad news without a buzz."
We are unable to get Lou's kite out of the tree without another twenty feet or so of ladder so he can grab the drop line. Even then I doubt it will come out of there unless we tow it out, and then it won't be worth a damn.
The truck surprises me. It starts and sucks up all the water Lou pours into the overflow bottle, but gets us home just the same. This little incedent reminds me that we need to fix the damn radiator. I pull it onto the pad near the hanger.
After two cold beers, a short story of Lou's miraculous flight, and a couple of pulls on the hula-girl bong Lou brought back from Hautulco, we decide to open the envelope.
I undo the string from the little windy things on the back and pull out three sheets of paper. The heading on each is Goldfarb, Stinkle, and Abramowitz. That will have to be changed.
I read the first page and then hand it to Lou, who waves it off. "I don't want to read it. Just give me the hilights."
"It's from Chris and his mother."
"Tell me something I don't know."
"They need our help."
"Like I said... "
"The Bahamas."
"Better."
Lou holds the cold beer up to his brow and rolls it across his forehead for the cooling effect. He can read between the lines.
"So they want us to meet them? Where have they got that monster anchored?"
I look at the cover letter, then up at Lou... "Cuba".
"No shit?"
"Playa Santa Lucia."
I look at the next page. This one talks about the history of the Clarok, the ship
Timandra that sank on the voyage to Buenos Aires. The deep water salvage that took place. All of this part of the tale we had heard aboard Chris' mother's yacht. What we didn't know is all recent discovery... part of the Clarok shipment that never came to light when Bear was making arrangements to salvage the artifact. The last page is of the Bahamas and a couple of outlying cays with one circled... Samana Cay.
"That's it? Hell, they could have sent that on the back a postcard." Lou takes a pull off of that beer until just foam slips down the sides of the bottle.
"They send a lawyer all the way up here, without warning, to tell us this little bit of crap? Hell... if he hadn't wrecked I might have shot him if he actually landed."
I grab the papers up and shake my head.
"Well, that can't be all. He wouldn't come all the way up here... with just this."
I look at Lou, "They know we like a little more meat with our messages by now."
Lou cracks another beer, "You sure you checked every inch of that bag?"
I have left the satchel inside the hanger. While retrieving it I also grab the carry-on bag for good measure. We empty the contents of both on the table and spread it out.
"Clothes... " Lou shakes each shirt, under garment, pair of socks, "socks... this guy was wearing socks out here in the jungle. If I could have found his feet I bet he had black socks and sandals."
The satchel has a few other documents, none of which seemed to have anything to do with the Clarok. I check for a false bottom... nothing. The sides of this leather satchel are thick, but one might think it is just the hide. I pry back the seams on one side but find it is tightly stitched. The other side, however, proves to be a little more revealing.
"Here we go." I manage to get the tip of a fingernail in the stiff opening under the border. With a quick thrust I get my fingers in the breech and pull open the hidden side panel. Inside is a copy of an old map. It is non-descript... an island, trees, a stand of rocks or statues or something, some kind of barbaque spit, and a few landmark items like broken trees and strange trunked palms.
"Let me see that, Jake." Lou takes the map and gives it the once over.
"This could be anywhere. No clue with the exception of this shipwreck here, and that might just be artwork to show a reef or something."
He tosses it back to me. I look at it again.
"Your right. I don't see anything here that would indicate a location."
We have an atlas on the shelf. Since our first encounter with Antonelli's people we have dog-eared the pages off of Puerto Barrios. After leafing through the eastern side of the Carribean, I find Samana Cay. It's maybe 30 miles back from a horseshoe shaped sliver called "Crooked Island" which is in turn about 170 miles from Cuba.
"Well... that treasure map doesn't look like any part of Samana Cay." I spin the treasure map on the table next to the atlas as though I were trying to find a fit for jigsaw piece. No matter how I turn the map, the land-mass does not fit the shape of any part of Samana Cay.
"Maybe it ain't Samana Cay." Lou turns the atlas toward him and puts his finger down on Playa Santa Lucia.
"I'm thinking we find out some of the missing pieces of the puzzle when we meet Antonelli and his mother." He shakes his head slightly. "That woman is a little scary. It's like they say... they make an offer that you can't refuse."
We take a little time of silent reflection. Are we really going to go do Cuba and get neck deep in this shit again. At least it isn't to go on some fucking mind trip again. Not yet anyway.
It is a ten minutes before we say another word. Lou packs the Hula Girl again and we take several hits before looking at each other.
"Well, Nancy?
"Jesus."
"Look, Jake, Antonelli is our friend... and he needs us. That is enough for me."
I crack my fourth beer and take a pull.
"Yeah, I know."
"It's Cuba, man... I always wanted to go to Cuba."
"Yeah, Cuba, and then what. The last time we ran into pirates we all got shot and had a boat sink under us."
"Well, me and Jerry got shot. You got scratched."
My hand goes to my ear.
We are well on our way to being totally fucked up. The Hula Girl dances five or six times more before we hear Abby's engines as Jerry does a fly-by. That is the nice thing about the local shit, it doesn't paralyze you. We walk out with a cooler packed with cold beer, and the little Hula Girl, packed with Nogales window box.
There she comes... those big, beautiful radial engines putting along like a highway line of Harleys parading by. Jerry gives a wave out of the window and slides her in through the gates.
Lou and I close the compound gates and throw the padlock on. You wouldn't think that was necessary, not out here in the jungle, but it is peace of mind to have the compound locked down. Since we brought our gold money back from Mexico we have a pretty nice solar powered security system here at El Corazon that will light up this place at night if something really big comes through the fenceline.
The side door opens and Ollie's big mug is smiling. He jumps down and grabs the two of us by the neck and gives us a playful shake. When he sees the cooler and the Hula Girl, you can tell he can't decide what to do first.
"You two are like... what? Ten sheets to the wind?" Jerry smiles and hops down out of Abby. I open the cooler and hand him a cold one.
"I deliver freight in the jungle all day and all you have to give me is... light beer?"
I feel a little beer eject out of my nose on that one.
"So what's the haps, gentlemen?" Jerry takes a long pull on the cold beer and then waves the Hula Girl away from Ollie while the bowl is still glowing.
"We have a decision to make."